The Robert Stanford Local Celebrity Death Pool

Out of pure spite and the relief of not having to be so politically correct, now that I am no longer running for mayor, neither no longer must I feel that I am being pressured by every single person I meet that has any iota of a political opinion that must for the coveted garnered vote, just like another notch in my American Flag tie, deceive people by my manner, dress, words and overall image or as some would stupidly say, "my message" as though my image is in any way really reflective of my message. I am sure they over estimate the sheer legions of followers that I have.

So, without further ado, let me introduce to you the Robert Stanford Local Celebrity Death Pool.


All entries are welcome - please email them to me here mailto:toymaker99@yahoo.com

Candidate most probable to die soon: Carmen Sabatino

Probable Cause of Death: Rickets

Candidate most probable to die soon: Ryan Swehla

Probable Cause of Death: Crushed Beneath That "Low Hanging Fruit"

Candidate most probable to die soon: Garrad Marsh

Probable Cause of Death: Crushed Underneath The Wheels Of The Contracting MAX Transit Bus Services of the City of Modesto and Outer Laying Areas of Stanislaus County

Candidate most probable to die soon: Mark Vasche' - Modesto Bee

Probable Cause of Death: A bad clam

Candidate most probable to die soon: Dan Day

Probable Cause of Death: Shoe polish ingestion

Candidate most probable to die soon: Jeff Jardine

Probable Cause of Death: Foreign object self-insertion.

Candidate most probable to die soon: Joe Muratore

Probable Cause of Death: After teasing the "sissies" just one too many times in Federal prison for embezzlement of Federal poverty funding

Candidate most probable to die soon: Steve Madison

Probable Cause of Death: Bowel impaction

Candidate most probable to die soon: Darryl (Daryl) Fair

Probable Cause of Death: Ripple deal gone bad

Candidate most probable to die soon: Robert Stanford

Probable Cause of Death: Homicide by Juiced Cop

Candidate most probable to die soon: Jim Ridenour

Probable Cause of Death: Alcohol Poisoning

Remember - e-mail your potential candidates you think will or should already be dead or dying - when you think they will die and in what way, position or environment - We will be polling shortly - if you have favorite picture you would like me to write something across on, by all means attach it to the e-mail.


Don't worry about a law suit - just tell the truth.....

Disclaimer: Like I really need one. Please.

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